Why Are Conservatives So Evil?

It's no wonder why conservatives are painted as these evil bastards. What with Calvin Coolidge's racism and Ronald Reagan locking up all those Japanese-Americans. Oh, wait, that wasn't Coolidge and Reagan! That was Woodrow Wilson and Franklin Roosevelt! Amazing how liberals, if they had their way, would have you believe otherwise. ALL DAY LONG it is liberal-progressives who are evil, NOT constitutional-conservatives!

Eisenhower tried to pass a Civil Rights Act in 1957. It was blocked by Democrats who wanted a section taken out that would have removed any clout the bill would carry. A Texas senator got it watered down so that it was predictably ineffective. But this senator wished to get credit from his democratic proponents for helping get it passed while retaining praise from his democratic opponents for passing a weak law. Seven years later, when that senator was president, the Civil Rights Act of 1964 was passed. Lyndon Johnson gets credit for Civil Rights legislation basically because he blocked a Republican from achieving it. To him, it was worth 7 more years of no Civil Rights reform in exchange for him and democrats receiving historical credit for it when it did happen. And look at all the evil things that happened to Blacks during those 7 years (1957-1964). How much of that may have been avoided had Eisenhower's original, meaningful legislation been passed unaltered in 1957?

And after all of this, our history books teach our young children that African Americans were saved from conservatives by these selfless acts of liberals!

Ah, those angelic, altruistic liberals!

Is Obama a Christian?

Who cares?!?

What we DO know is his father was a Muslim, so in the eyes of the Muslim world he is a Muslim. His policies of leniency toward Muslims and his unintelligible aggressive stance against Israel would certainly seem to support this, but I'm not sure that isn't all just based on his statist and progressive tendencies and ideology rather than on religious preferences.

An easy way to put the issue to rest would be for him to announce when and where he was baptized, but remember the Bible says not to put the Messiah to the test.

On a personal note, I care nothing of what faith he is, so long as he is not lying about it.

Liberals are getting tired of the American People constantly bringing up issues like this, but it stands to reason these questions will arise when we have a president that we know so little about. We just like to know who is leading us.

Pelosi's Priorities

Nancy Pelosi demands to know who it is exactly who is funding all this opposition to the Ground Zero mosque. I'm sorry. I was corrected. It's not a mosque but an Islamic community center, which I assume is a mosque with a foosball table.

Anyway, Pelosi is so out of touch she thinks everyone should embrace this with open arms. And if anyone doesn't? Well, obviously, they're being egged on by some deep-pocketed right-wing racist group, probably led by George W. Bush. So is it crazy for me to think that maybe, just maybe the opposition is nothing more than a collection of millions of clear-thinking relatives, friends, and fellow countrymen of those killed by Islamic extremists on 9/11?

Oh, yeah. She's a little curious as to who is funding the mos...er, Islamic community center. But let's just stop opposing it now. Once it's built, then we'll worry about who funded it.